The New Diet I’m Starting

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I’m over here thinking…why does there need to be any other type of meal?

Cereal…eggs…waffles…all of it. I could eat breakfast all day every day. That’s why I’m going to start following a new diet: breakfastism. For this diet, I will only be eating breakfast foods for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Why? Because I think it’s time to stop messing around and just give in to what I truly want. Pancakes. I want pancakes.

I swear I’m always craving pancakes. It’s a problem. #SorryNotSorry

However, since they take a bit of time to prepare (because I always make mine from scratch because I like playing around with recipes), I make eggs for myself more than anything these days. In my perfect world, I’d make beautiful, delicious omelets packed with vegetables, meat, and/or cheese. That doesn’t always work out though.

In addition to my non-omelet eggs and frequent pancake creations, I plan to continue eating my peanut butter banana oatmeal just about every morning because it’s apparently habit-forming. For my midday breakfast for lunch, I’ll probably throw together some overnight oats because it really works for my lazy self.

Just because I’m eating breakfast thrice a day, though, doesn’t mean I’m going to stick to the normal ingredients. My brown rice and quinoa will not go to waste because I can make another bowl of warm goodness that mimics oatmeal but is such a nice change of pace. (Fresh fruit makes everything better.)

When in doubt, I might just throw a bunch of stuff in the blender and see what comes out. Smoothies are always a good idea. Or maybe some quiche?

The possibilities are endless. But for the most part, my diet will consist of the following:

Noooooot. April Fools’ Day. But seriously. I’m pretty sure I could do this if I wanted.